The title of this week’s Game of Thrones episode had both
literal and figurative meanings. Climbing for Petyr Baelish begins on an opportunistic
ladder raised by chaos. For Jon Snow there is no ladder, only picks, ropes and fear
to propel him up the frozen wall.
And love. Jon and Ygritte, with an assist from a magical
tongue, no longer have a temptress-temptee relationship, but an ever-growing
affection for each other. So much so that she tells him they’re all that
matters before the climb, and after it. They’re words Jon takes to heart as he swings
to the side of the crumbling wall, driving his pick into the frozen slope and
rescuing his dangling girlfriend. They make out atop the wall after the sun
breaks through the clouds and we see sweeping shots both north and south of the
boundary of civilization. The crows don’t care about Jon. Mance Rayder doesn’t
care about Ygritte. And it looks like they don’t care what anyone else feels
about them, as evidence by high-altitude PDA.
Their relationship was only one of many addressed during the
episode, and is possibly the only one not doomed for a disastrous fallout. The
only other exceptions might be Jaime and Bri and Sam and Gilly. The King Slayer
has his swagger back now that he’s bathed and bandaged, but without Bri he can
never cut his steak without rocking the table. And without his remaining hand
Bri can’t stop herself from using silverware from fighting her way out of a
trial for abetting treason. It’s a shame Lord Bolton is splitting them up, much
to the coy chagrin of Jaime and silent disappointment of Bri. She’s too hard to
admit that it’s not duty but attraction that compels her to complete her mission,
and he’s too cool to admit the same.
While Jaime and Bri have their own reasons for denying the
attraction, Sam has no excuse other than he is an overgrown child. Gilly
obviously trusts him, and is taken with his privileged upbringing and
willingness to sing her baby to sleep. Just go for it Sam.
In King’s Landing and the Frey, the relationships are not
developing naturally, and for this reason, are much less likely to succeed.
Sansa Stark is a much-sought after bachelorette these days, but will be stuck
with Tyrion and vice versa. He informs her of this in front of Shae, his actual
love — the woman who loved him back. None of that matters to Tywin Lannister,
who arranged the marriage, and his daughter’s feeling never mattered either.
Lady Olenna doesn’t like the thought of tossing a flower in the dirt by having
Loras marry Cersei, but eventually relents. The conversation between the two
was great, with Olenna holding her own, accusing Tywin of experimenting and
admitting Loras is “a sword swallower through and through.”
Loras seems unconcerned with all the marriage games. He’s more
interested in planning a fabulous wedding and answering the eternal question, “Is
it a brooch or pin?” Whether Sansa, Loras or one of the Lannister children is
the biggest loser in Tywin’s love connection is a tough call. But at least
Cersei and Tyrion pondering the question does lead to one answer — it was
Joffrey who tried to kill the half-man during the Battle of Blackwater.
Joffrey might have failed in murdering his uncle, but had no
trouble pinning Ros against the bed post. We assume she was sent to his room by
Little Finger in retaliation to giving Varys the scoop on Baelish’s blackmail
attempt on Loras. Right when it seemed Maergery was starting to turn Joffrey
into something resembling a human with a beating heart, he fires arrows into
the chance of ever becoming anything more than the Antichrist he is. We see him
smile at his work over a monologue by Little Finger, which was quite stirring.
Elsewhere where archery is practiced, arrows shot by Arya during
her lessons reveal the Red Priestess’ approach on brotherhood turf, and Gendry
is exchanged for gold. Melisandre’s mission for king’s blood gave her many
options, the most convenient being her lover Stannis. There must be more to
this bastard than meets the eye, though. The one lovechild of Robert’s to
escape Joffrey’s killing spree in season two appears to have the king’s blood
the red witch desires. But is her take on what the Lord of Light requires to be
trusted? Her holiness pales in comparison to Thoros’, who has brought back
Beric from six deaths. Even she is surprised at her god’s power.
Arya is down about losing Gendry, much like big brother Robb
is about losing the war, despite never falling in battle. I thought his line
regarding the battle-to-war victory conundrum was brilliant, as was the rearranging
of the union. Sacrificing Catelyn’s brother with poor aim for the cause of the
war does not go over well at first, but ultimately Robb gets his way, pleasing
his former father-in-law-to-be and picking up reinforcements along the way.
I thought this was a great episode for the most part, but I could’ve
done without Theon being tortured and Brann and friends wargin’ out. The guessing
game in the torture chamber seemed to be simply an attempt to sate viewers’
need for gore. I still don’t know who the punisher is, and still have no clue
if he will play a bigger role in the game. As for the wandering wargs, I felt
it superfluous the show friction between Osha and Meera. We knew this was
happening. Like the brotherhood told Arya, it’s because they’re women.
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